Love & Marriage Quotes

Ryan Estes Photography

We’ve been in the wedding business since 1992. We love helping to create wonderful and lasting memories at wedding receptions for hundreds of newlywed couples every year. Beyond that, we really don’t have any insight, so we turn to others for their words of wisdom and advice when it comes to the institution we call marriage.  Here are a few fun quotes and sayings about marriage that might be of help long after the wedding cake has been eaten.


“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
~Rita Rudner

“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut,
and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.”
~George Bernard Shaw

“A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.”
~Anne Taylor Fleming

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
~Phyllis Diller

“Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.”
~Francis Rodman

“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”
~Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.”
~Author Unknown

“The husband who doesn’t tell his wife everything probably reasons that
what she doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
~Leo J. Burke

“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
~Ruth Bell Graham

“For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably
the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.”
~Bill Cosby

“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”
~Zsa Zsa Gabor

“My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away,
as long as I’m not enjoying it.”
~Lee Trevino

“Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use in
two people remembering the same thing.”
~Duane Dewel

“The surest way to be alone is to get married.”
~Gloria Steinem

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
about nothing – and then marry him.”

“When a man opens the car door for his wife,
it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
~Prince Philip

“Marriage is not just spiritual communion;
it is also remembering to take out the trash.”
~Joyce Brothers

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
~Henny Youngman

“My wife says I never listen to her.
At least I think that’s what she said.”
~Author Unknown

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