April Fools Day

“Prejudices are what fools use for reason”.
~Voltaire

“April 1, This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four”.
~Mark Twain

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”.
~Abraham Lincoln

“They misunderestimated me”.
~George W. Bush

“A fool and his money are soon elected”.
~Will Rogers

“Showing off is the fool’s idea of glory”.
~Bruce Lee

“There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody”.
~Adlai Stevenson

“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he is in love with her”.
~Agatha Christie

“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes”. ~Robert Frost

“A fool is wise in his eyes”.
~King Solomon

“The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool”.
~Rudyard Kipling

“When you want to fool the world, tell the truth”.
~Otto Von Bismarck

“The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love”.
~Paulo Coelho

“You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on”.
~George W. Bush

“Who’s more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?”
~Obi Wan Kenobi